Very cool works B-)
A girl has “A+” sewn on her varsity jacket and is carrying a bag that reads “high distinction”
Listening to some bros talking about how they love Michael Cera and love to smash out study with their mates. There’s a girl with shiny pretty hair sitting with them, girls sitting with boys like these is sad
Tried to eat something cheap and healthy at a “social collective cafe” but there is an American bro talking about his unstable sense of self and two guys calling their friend a “fucking bitch” and they all think they’re doing the right thing, I think I will go eat a muffin somewhere else and let this beet root salad fly over everyone else in the wind
Mostly I spend my time lounging around but today I went back to law school. I don’t normally talk about being there but a lot of people I meet seem to think law school is cool in a niche and exclusive way.
When I walked to class I felt very conspicuous because I am tall and there is nowhere to hide. In the lecture theatre I saw a few people I recognised but no longer talk to. Instead of wearing jeans like they did last semester, they were wearing smart business clothes (a black skirt, silk blouse and a herringbone trench because it’s winter).
Everyone is getting prepared to enter the workforce by dressing for the job they want. I learned that the top firms are called the “magical circle”, which is something I should have known earlier because everyone is already dressing like a magical circle member. The magical circle seems like it could also be a reference to getting high on psychedelic drugs (or something) which I don’t think law students do because if you are caught doing drugs you will never get a job. Last year some barristers came to talk to us and the older barrister said “don’t take drugs, I have seen how they fry your brain.” The younger and fatter barrister said he knew the people who pressed all the pills in Melbourne.
The lecturer carried a thick and old-looking leather book into the room but it turned out just to be a laptop case that was made to look like a book. “I’ve just taken cold and flu tablets and you can make speed out of them! I feel sweaty and they are affecting my brain right now,” he said. Throughout the lecture he joked regularly about the cold and flu medicine: when he mispronounced a word he said “these drugs are kicking in” and “I used to defend drug dealers but I didn’t tell that to the pharmacy when they sold me these pills.”
The girl next to me said she had just come back from Lyon and felt “blah”.
(Hopefully this answers some questions for friends interested in law school, mostly we spend time joking about people who take drugs :-) )
Imagine if someone sends out “pm me” to all their friends, thinking that it means “hit me up in the pm(afternoon)”. They prepare some petit fours and set everything up in the formal living room but no one comes around.
Forget the internet, that was 20 years ago. Let’s talk about me!
Have seen many people share the Buzzfeed article about eating bananas like monkeys but have seen no one eating their bananas any differently
Two Magnets (Sweat Patches), 2014
Porcelain magnets, refrigerator
Here’s a pic of me when I was receiving a heap of awards but had a large sweat patch under my arm (the day was spoiled)
Watching Neighbours !!! Want a chocolate cake ! I went out to get one the other night at a “cocoa bar” it was pathetically small
A guy who is a bit famous online has two girlfriends in quick succession. Both girlfriends are the same, essentially.
I imagine him sitting down with girlfriend one over a juice and saying, “there’s someone else. She’s brunette and your hair’s red.” They’ll both think that the break-up is regrettable but inevitable.
The boy talks to girlfriend two and tells her that the world is such a great place that he can’t help but keep his eyes open in wonderment. He dresses her in duck blue sweaters and they go bush walking. “Today I felt really stressed. But then my girlfriend put things in perspective,” he posts online.
32 minutes of rare webcam footage from the studio of Aiden Morse (Popping Bottles for Soft Opening), 2014
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he’s the best dancer
Cara Delevingne fan fiction on Daily Mail online