It’s 3:33pm: burn one!
It’s 3:33pm: burn one!
I have been so tired lately (e.g yesterday I got up at 10am, napped from 3-6pm, slept from 10pm to 8am this morn then napped from 9-10:30am) and I was just in the library when a fatigue came on me. I am scared to be sleeping so much so I got sweaty palms. I looked up at the library wall and there was a painting of a dead body wrapped in an Aussie flag. How scary :(
I went to get a coffee and on the way out of the library I hear the library body guard saying “no, you can’t bring chicken in here, that’s no good”. I am thinking I am in a surrealist nightmare or something lol. Then at RMIT university where I go to buy the coffee I get lost and I see all these computer nerds and lads and I felt so scared. I wanted to run for help but I don’t go to RMIT university so I don’t know anyone and of course I wanted to cry. I did see someone I think is a friend of Aiden but I don’t want to talk with him. Anyway I found everything ok so I got a coffee and a cake. I hate to use cake as a “prop” to keep me awake but hey! I feel a little better, I can’t tell if the coffee is good because I don’t have very good judgment and my sense of smell is bad so I can’t taste subtleties in food. I sound like a sad victim ! Imagine if my fatigue gets worse so eventually I am awake for only 30mins per day. Everyone will have to work very hard to earn my attention!
Wish I was friends with the popular people… They have it all!
Sitting in the middle of a gallery that is filled with paintings of gum trees and there are lots of people surrounding me who have come to see the art. It’s so boring like all old Australian paintings… The people are all tourists and they all looked bored. But I am worried they are looking at my computer screen instead because there’s nothing else to look at. What should I bring up on my screen? A Pic of a koala? A pic of naked people? Right now I am just looking at Facebook and one of my Facebook friends is complaining a whole lot about every imaginable topic.
The animal whisperer has a Q&A column in a tabloid paper. The editorial team keep the names of those who send the questions a secret; the animal whisperer doesn’t know if they are real or fake people.
One afternoon, the animal whisperer takes a pile of questions to the food court in the hope of answering them with no distractions. An earnest and happy lady who is eating an early dinner moves close to the animal whisperer’s table for protection. The animal whisperer reads the first question carefully. She begins to respond: “Floyd is only a cat who is seven months old”. She wishes she could directly tell these owners that they have to take it easy.
The man and his date turned to me and said “eating placenta! Isn’t it disgusting!”
Listening to a guy with weirdly smooth skin asking his date if she had a Caesarian or natural birth
I hate being busy so I rarely am :)
This nerd ghost likes street art n computers
These feet are too small and precious for boy shoes
On my phone I tried to edit the red eyes out of an Alice Munro pic I had saved but there were no red eyes to edit out
It’s so boring in life
My boyfriend and the boy who liked me before my boyfriend are both in love with Taylor Swift. Both these guys told me I was smart: I think you can tell a brunette that she is smart because she is not pretty blonde so there are no other compliments you can give.
The other boy who is not my boyfriend got a girlfriend who looked just like Taylor Swift and he just got unceremoniously dumped. He said that she saw the potential for luxury in everything (she had the best in even basic things like cooking appliances) and she was a woman not a girl.
Even when I pester him, my boyfriend says he doesn’t regret me. I am so unlike Taylor Swift in every way except we are around the same height. I notice that Taylor Swift seems to make a lot of unconsidered friendships so as to avoid sinking into a hole of depression or loneliness (I don’t do this and I am ok). If you’re a boy who loves Taylor then date a girl who is so unlike her that you will struggle to make comparisons
I wish …
I’m the poorest person of all my friends >:(